Steady keeps the bills paid. Nothing crazy, normal juice, and a very positive record. He’s certainly the most sane of all the gentlemen, and he knows everything you need—injury updates, personnel changes, what the Pistons’ 12th man had for dinner, you name it. He specializes in NHL and NFL bets.

LineTime Rick is vocal and opinionated. He hosts the LineTime Sports UFC Show alongside The Hammer. His betting specialty is MMA, but he knows the NFL and MLB as well as anybody.

We don’t call him The Hammer for nothing. He lays the most cash out of everybody. He co-hosts the UFC Show with Rick. Betting-wise, he doesn’t discriminate by sport. If he sees an edge, he’ll bet it—and a lot, at that.

Hold on to your seats for this information: Parlay Pat doesn’t place straight bets. Every parlay is at least five legs. If you’re wondering how often he hits, well, just know that we keep a counter of how many days since his last cash.

LineTime Buddy is a guy who comes out of the woodworks as randomly as possible. When will he place his next bet? Nobody knows. What will it be on? Your guess is as good as mine.